South Park Does Tom
If you have not seen the episode of South Park, in which they skewer Tom Cruise and the church of Scientology - you must. It will never air again.
However - thanks to the internet - you can watch it Here.
Seriously... this episode should win any writing award for comedy. It is daring. Actually, daring isn't a strong enough word.
Then go HERE and create yourself as a South Park character. I loved mine, but can't figure out how to save it.
Updated: Thanks for the advise!
Update 2: As pointed out by Uggy - this site has more options. And CLEARLY, the resemblance is frightening... Just look at it... Creepy. My eyes and hair...